contains light spoilers for chapter r-07 of metal gear rising: revengeance

Senator Steven Armstrong is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on Sam's fucking sword. That’s right, he took his nanomachine little dick out and he pissed on his fucking sword, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Steven Armstrong, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no nanomachines, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and an HF blade. He pissed on his sword so guess what, I’m gonna PISS ON THE AIRBASE. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the airbase, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on EXCELSUUUUUUUSSSSSS! How do you like that N'mani? I PISSED ON EXCELSUS YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking airbase! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!